Cinnamon Buns

May 31, 2012 at 10:41 PM

hiddenblondie:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

“I’m the best company when I don’t HAVE company,” he snapped as he got out of the kitchen. There was no way he wanted to be in close quarters with this girl. Her fiance was a complete psycho. If he found out that she was here at all, Gaston could probably kiss his whole lodge goodbye. Mozenrath would burn the place to ashes to keep her from coming back.

He slumped back onto the bar stool and rubbed his face hard, messing up his hair and making it fall in his eyes. He made a mental note to shave at some point, he was probably looking a bit haggard by now. “We aren’t anything alike, Rapunzel. You’re the only one of us who can wear pink, I’m sorry.” It was a sorry attempt at humor.

Rapunzel blinked for a moment trying to process his thinking. It hurt too much so she gave up. Once the pan was placed in the stove she washed her hands and followed after him. There she stood by the door, Colt pressing his face against her legs.

He looked tired and kinda sad, “I’ll leave now… if you want. The buns should be taken out in about 20 minutes. I’m bothering you so I should go.”

Great, he had managed to make a perky teenage girl depressed. Yay for him. It might be possible to sink a little bit lower if he managed to make her cry after this, then he might win the coveted ‘callous bastard of the year’ award. Just what he had always wanted out of his life…

“You don’t have to leave Rapunzel. I’ll probably forget about those things and burn the house down if you do.” He pressed his face into his hands. Why was he asking her to stay again? He really couldn’t be that starved for company, with all of the people that had been dropping in on him. “So you’ll be doing me a favor.”

Morbid Nights, Rainy Days

May 31, 2012 at 10:29 PM

magicianofmischief:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

If he wanted to draw attention Loki might have used magic to keep Gaston’s glass full, but he didn’t quite want that much attention. The bartender was perfectly capable of keeping his ‘friend’ happy and getting him drunk. “You really should not turn down such a generous offer, but your loss.” The trickster commented airily.

“Try not to make it sound like an insult either Gaston. You have a mind and attitude, I like that in my company.” If this were Stark he would be touching the other’s shoulders or getting just far to into the other’s personal space. The hunter was liable to punch him if he did any of that so he opted for just staying in his chair next to the man.

Taking another sip of his drink Loki ignored the other patrons now to lean forward and try to get a look at Gaston’s face. “In any mood yet to tell me the story? Or are you going to cruelly leave me to keep questioning?”

“Keep questioning what?” He looked around obviously and then spread his arms as if to encompass the whole bar. The drink in his hand sloshed dangerously. “Nothing to question. Came here to see what it’s like at the bottom of a bottle and I’ll probably crawl out of it some time between now and next week and be none the worse for wear.”

The huntsman leaned back on the bar and gave Loki and flat look. “Don’t tell me you’ve never been tempted to do the same.”

Plus, he wasn’t exactly the type to cut open his belly and spill his guts to a man he’d only met once or twice before. Loki would probably laugh, tell him he had a problem, and then order another drink if he guessed correctly. So what was the use in talking about it? The memories ate at his insides like a cancer and he didn’t need to show it off. 

Death By Loki~

May 31, 2012 at 10:19 PM

themanofiron:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

“You’re the one who knows how to make them, not me. Just give me something that can take down a dragon.” He thought back to the one in Corona and wished that he’d had something like that back then. It would have made his job so much easier…

He swiped up one of the bottles of alcohol and settled down next to Tony’s little workstation. He wasn’t sure how any of the machines worked other than the hammers and pliers for the most part, so he kept his hands away from it out of concern for his fingers.

He pulled the cork out of the mead bottle and smelled it. It made his eyes water. “Where did you say you got this stuff again?”

“Dragon?  Easy enough.  I need a fire to get the metal to bend a frame that large.  Mind helping me with that?”

The interior of the gun would be built first, he’d add in a few extra chambers for a range of prejectile sizes.  He liked to think of it as practicality.  Or maybe he was thinking of smething else.  A gun is a gun is a gun in the end.

“Got it from an Asgardian god a while back.  Had some luck with some anons and let me snag a few bottles.  It’s helpful for certain situations and I feel better about using it instead of an injection.”

It might be a bit easier too.

“Don’t you say easy enough until you’ve tried to kill one, tin man. Those things pack a wallop.” He shuddered as he remembered being up to his shoulder in the eye of one, trying to blow its brains out with a sawed off. Not one of his finer moments, that was for sure.

He took a hesitant pull from the bottle of mead and grimaced. It tasted like honey and spices and dry wine. Not at all to his tastes - he preferred a darker flavor since he wasn’t fond of sweet things. But if it was the only thing the playboy had brought….he took a second swallow. “I don’t have a forge out here, but you’re welcome to use the fireplace if you think you can get it hot enough. Couldn’t you have asked for beer? Or scotch?”  

Stubborn Idiots @Deadpool

May 31, 2012 at 10:15 PM

regeneratingdegenerate:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

“What did you have in mind?” Gaston asked as he picked up two of the little glasses and downed them both at once. He stacked the empty containers on top of each other and decided that he was very clever for still having enough hand-eye coordination for that. Maybe he’d been kidding himself about these things tasting better as he went. each one made him want to gag and Deadpool didn’t even look hazy yet. Maybe that healing stuff was helping him out. Damn it all.

He propped his head on a fist and squinted at the man in red. “You could do thish all night, couldn’t you?”

Wade followed Gaston’s lead and drank both glasses. He took one after another in a swift succession before slamming them down on the wooden table, the other glasses rattled together. “Well we can switch to tankards of beer now.” Deadpool was feeling slightly dizzy, light headed was the term. Not bad enough to put him out of action, but he could definitely notice it creeping up. Being drunk was a long way off yet. 

A supercilious smirk slunk onto Deadpool’s lips, there was no hiding it as Gaston’s words slurred. “I could, and I will. I mean, c’mon, you’re here making a fool of yourself an’ I’m fine. I’m gonna beat you easy.” That was fighting talk!

“‘Am not the one shooting my mouth off about blowing up the bar, so whose the one makin’ a fool out of themselves here?” He swirled the couple of drops left in the bottom of his most recent glass a bit contemplatively. “Startin’ to think it might’ve just been a better idea to beat you up an’ left you lyin’ in the street rather than this. Least I wouldn’t ‘ave felt like shit in the morning.” Or right now actually. Why had he thought that this was a good idea at all? He was getting to old for this. 

When he realized what he’d just thought, he groaned and hit himself in the forehead with the palm of his hand. “Fine! Bring on the beer. ‘m only 34, ‘s not too old for this.”

Magic is Real

May 31, 2012 at 7:20 PM

lepepedesfous:

“I saw it!” Quasimodo’s face is excited, begging for anyone and everyone to listen to the words pouring out of his misshapen mouth.

He looks around, for someone. “Bonjour, hello? Hello?”

Gaston paused as he heard the man speak. Normally he would have passed it off as another madman on the streets of Paris, but recently he had decided that he might be one himself. Fairies, talking animals, sorceresses….it was hard to deny it when it was everywhere. 

“What was that about magic?” He asked. If it turned out the fellow was broken in the head after all, he could continue on with his evening walk. 

The Wolf and the Shard

May 31, 2012 at 7:03 PM

themistressof-allevil:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

“Ah, yes. Of course. Such irritating little creatures, aren’t they?” A low chuckle slipped from the woman’s lips. She had never been plagued by such a thing, but she would one day like to examine an Alp. It could prove to be beneficial research. The sorceress shifted to sit higher in the wooden chair and she placed her staff across her lap. It would never leave her side, especially if the brute decided to (foolishly) attack.

His last comment caused another chuckle from Maleficent. Everyone in Germany believed she was dead, she had been very careful to make sure they did. She could not have the prince and angered civilians barging in here, now could she?

“Do they? Now whatever would give them that assumption?” A smirk pulled at the edge of her red lips. “Surely you see that I am alive and well?” Her perfectly manicured nails tapped lightly against the wooden arm of the chair. “Those people are rather foolish. They always believe the most extravagant tales.” Her attention was drawn to his use of language.

“How is France these days, Gaston? I am afraid I have not traveled in that country in many many years…” Even at the mention of that country, a feeling of displeasure twisted in her stomach, but her face remained calm and collected. The hunter would have no idea of the anger that resided in her wicked heart. 

This wasn’t a comfortable situation, Gaston decided as he tried to get at least a little bit comfortable in the high backed chair. The damn things seemed to have been designed to keep the sorceress’ guests as on edge and uncomfortable as possible, and they were doing a spectacularly good job of it with him. His back was starting to ache from the hard wood, so he leaned forward and braced his arms on the table, not really caring about good manners anymore. 

“I don’t know why they would think you were dead, but pardon my saying that they seemed rather relieved about it.” He may have just signed his death sentence with that, but her next statement struck him completely cold. 

Gaston was a naturally suspicious man. It probably came as a side effect from the company he usually kept. Murderers, backstabbers, mercenaries and thieves. It was best to watch your back and your gun at the same time. So when Maleficent mentioned France, the hunter instantly went on instant high alert. He didn’t go for his blade, but he knew exactly how far away from it his hand was. Something nasty inside of him shifted as it felt his mood go sour and bared its teeth. 

“I don’t recall mentioning that I was from France,” He said as casually as he could. “Not do I remember meeting a person such as yourself. Have we crossed paths before now?”

He could feel the curse gripping his guts and twisting them, demanding he snap. Change. Attack the thing that was causing him so much grief. He pulled his arms back off of the table and balled up his hands as he felt his nails turn long and black. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 

Regarding Con... In chat...

May 31, 2012 at 6:52 PM

  • Dastan: it was an interesting weekend to be sure.
  • Gaston: At least this whole thing makes a good story.
  • Dastan: Haha yes :D
  • Dastan: Just didn't go as planned. I missed the whole TNG cast >.< Could kick myself for that
  • Gaston: *pets*
  • Dastan: awww i appreciate your pets lol
  • Gaston: I pet everybody, no feeling special.
  • Dastan: damn.
  • Dastan: *pout*
  • Gaston: And life goes on. Pizza?

(Sorrysorrysorry)

May 31, 2012 at 5:30 PM

((I’ve been absolutely dreadful lately on here and I want to apologize. My only excuses are that I recently bought minecraft, I move in less than five weeks so I’ve been busy, and I’ve been distracted by my other rp account. Please don’t hit me. I promise I will donate the rest of my evening to replying to the paras I owe and working out plots with the people who were interested in starting one with me. Once again, very very sorry.))

I owe these people -

magicianofmischief  - Morbid Days, Rainy Nights

themanofiron - Death By Loki

streetwisegypsy - What Makes A Monster

regeneratingdegenerate - Stubborn Idiots

this-changes-everything - An Awaited Arrival

thepallasathena - With The Aid of a Mortal

hiddenblondie - The Princess and the Dragon

themistressof-allevil - The Wolf and the Shard

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May 31, 2012 at 4:00 PM

dgrendon:

untitled by mister sullivan on Flickr.

dgrendon:

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May 31, 2012 at 11:54 AM

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Photoset

May 30, 2012 at 3:49 PM

fallinlove-withdisney:

Beauty and the Beast - enjoy! <3

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May 30, 2012 at 12:00 PM

(Source: keep-it-brutal-dean)

Invisible Chains

May 30, 2012 at 12:45 AM

this-changes-everything:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

“The one who matters the most doesn’t mind the day’s demotion?” Helga pursed her lips and gave him a pseudo-sharp look. Even now he held to his stubbornness but she was more than prepared to deal with such a comment. But before she could retort Gaston had already walked out, though the heated stare of his eyes still lingered upon her skin. Such a look, she thought, would make most other women weak down to their very bones. However such a look to her only garnered a tilt up of the chin and a matched expression back. The only way to beat fire was with fire in her book but in their case it created a firestorm which, much to their liking, was unrelenting.

She waited for the door to completely shut before letting her robe fall from her shoulders, exposing all of her skin to the morning sun. Her hands barely reached for the handles of a drawer when out of the corner of her eye Helga caught Gaston’s peeping face. She merely rolled her eyes and shook her head, though the onset of a grin brought an unexpected blush to her face. Something loose. Easier thought of than done since the words “light” and “flowy” were ones she would never associate with herself. Preparedness was a part of her nature, even in terms of fashion, and within a couple of minutes of hunting she uncovered a knee-length dress buried almost at the bottom of the drawer. Pulling it out she looked it over with a detailed eye; a dark red off-the-shoulder sweater dress hung from her fingers. ‘Loose’ was hardly the word to describe it as she slipped it over her head, the fabric hugging each and every curve. Gaston would deal with it and she could be certain he would forget he ever mentioned the word.

After a final glance in the mirror, her gold earrings shining in the sunlight against her blonde hair that spilled over her shoulders, Helga stepped out through the door. The short heels of her boots clicked lightly against the hardwood floor. Even though it had been some time she could still smell the lingering aroma of the coffee and she snatched it up off of the table without hesitation. It was still warm enough to be comforting on such a crisp morning and the heat slowly inched up through her fingers. She spotted Gaston over by the front door and raised a brow at him over the lip of the cup as she took a sip. “Well, I suppose you should lead on then,” she said in an almost provocative tone, licking her lips of the semi-sweet flavor.

“I suppose I should,” he replied as he held open the door for her and gestured for her to precede him. He had originally had something like those soft, baggy pants when he had instructed her to wear something loose, but trust Helga to ignore what she didn’t want to hear. Of course, that fetching dress would be all the more fun for him to peel her out of once he had her where he wanted her. Maybe ‘loose’ wasn’t the word of the day.

His eyes were fixed to the way the dress hugged her curves as he shut and locked the door behind them and then escorted her down to the street. It was a cool day for this time of the year, but he hardly noticed. All of the blood in his veins seemed to have been replaced by something much hotter. Magma, perhaps. Magma and whiskey. It bubbled through his veins and made his head swim just a little bit. Of course, that may also have been due to all of his blood taking a direct trip south when she had come out of that bedroom, looking feisty and good enough to eat in that red dress….

His hand settled on her waist and he pulled her just close enough that she had to walk directly next to him rather than at a more appropriate distance. Forget about common decency, she was his and the rest of the world should know it as well as he did. In his mind, that was the way that things were broken up. Everything in the world was either ‘his’ or ‘not his’. There were different levels of ownership of course, but at the moment the woman who was trying not to trip over his feet topped the list.  

“I still think that you cheated, you know.” His voice was low enough that only she would be able to hear it. “I might demand a rematch after this is all over, since I am clearly the superior shot.” She was close, he could admit that, but she had only won their shooting match because she had distracted him and threw off his aim. “And this time you won’t distract me.” He squeezed Helga’s waist to punctuate his words. Now that he knew how much she could tangle up his head and senses, he hoped he would be able to block it out if there was a repeat performance. Then he would win and claim one of hers days instead.

Of course, this one seemed to be going pretty well for him already, considering he was on the losing end of their deal. As far as punishments went, he could think of far worse things that he could be doing right now. At least she hadn’t decided to take him shopping for new clothes or other such fripperies. That was indeed a fate worse than death.   

They walked in content silence for most of the way, and not once did Gaston release his hold on her. He finally pulled her up short in front of the spa and gave her a very predatory smile.

“I think that this is a good place to start your surprise.”

Answer

May 29, 2012 at 5:41 PM

Anonymous Asked:

More Beer?

Positively Primeval Answered:

He gave the anon a sideways glance. “No. Why are you still here?”

From Gaston

May 29, 2012 at 5:38 PM

blacksandslord:

noonetumblrslikegaston:

blacksandslord:

Such big words: had Helga help you write it didn’t you?

“No, I just picked it up from the store. The people there told me that you send it to sick people.”